Funny teacher stories?
And teacher or substitute stories that are hilarious?
I have a few, but one of them is:
We have a crazy supply teacher, whose mouth is normal, but her lips are always peeled back in a huge smile that reveals a few acres of gums. The first time we had her, from the top down she was wearing huge dangly earrings, big, showy glasses, (that hideous smile of hers), a green, shapeless, wool dress that looked like a stretched Wallace and Gromit sweater and giant wedge shoes. And she's as skinny as a stick. On top of that, she has a reputation of giving people detentions--a girl put on hand moisturizer and she was like, "That's a detention!" and this other girl was like, "What?! She just put on hand lotion.." "That's a detention too." She gave one guy 17 detentions in one class.. and she cries for no reason, while still smiling. I look forward to the next time she teaches.
Oh yeah, and her grey hair is styled into a straight ear length cut with bangs, like Velma Kelly from Chicago.
we have this one teacher that is seriously 2 skinny people wide.the other day she was teaching us and we were testing. while testing she would walk around {we have those small single desks} well me and my friend had our desks seperated enought for a normal person to pass.well wat happened is that she tried passing through our desks she couldnt fit so she forced herself through.well what happened was that me and my friends desk FELL OVER!!!!! thats not the first time she has done that and she always needs those single people couches for a seat....i have a bruise cause her:S
Frogs: A Chorus of Colors - Water supply
